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Alcoholic Jolly Rancher recipe
A delicious recipe for Alcoholic Jolly Rancher, with Everclear® alcohol, Blue Curacao liqueur and DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1/3 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/3 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
Method:
Pour the Everclear into a shot glass. Add blue curacao, and finish with DeKuyper watermelon pucker schnapps. Stir with a toothpick, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
BELLE - Beauty Origin: FrenchBELLINI - From the name BELLE Origin: ItalianBELLO - Beautiful, Handsome Origin: Italian
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