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Bart Simpson #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bart Simpson #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bart Simpson #2, with Malibu® coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and Smirnoff® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Smirnoff® vodka


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Computer & Office

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Jokes about Computer

Computer jokesThis customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Computer jokesWhat do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

Baby jokesWhat does a baby computer call his father? Data.



Quotes about Office

Jonathan SwiftAmbition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

David BroderAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

William ShakespeareFriendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare



Names of the day

ARTEMUSARTEMUS - Of the moon Origin: Greek

ARTHURARTHUR - Noble strength. A bear. Origin: Celtic/Gaelic

ARTIEARTIE - From the name ARTHUR Origin: American



Funny fact about Train

Funny fuctNo one has ever been able to domesticate the African elephant. Only the Indian elephant can be trained by man.