Punches 750 ml bottle of cheap rum
3 liters any flavor bottle of cheap soda
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder
Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
AOLANI - Cloud from Heaven Origin: Hawaiian
APHRODITE - Goddess of Love Origin: Greek
APIATAN - Lance Made With Wood Origin: Native American
Some toothpastes and deodorants contain the same chemicals found in antifreeze.
Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.
Honey is used sometimes for antifreeze mixtures and in the center of golf balls.