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Jokes about Computer

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Quotes about Office

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare

Names of the day

ARDELLE - Warm Origin: Latin

ARDEN - Thrilled and excited Origin: Latin

ARDICE - Flowering Field Origin: Hebrew

Funny fact of the day

King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie.

Leather skin does not have any smell. The leather smell that you sense is actually derived from the materials used in the tanning process.

Left-handed people are better at sports that require good spatial judgment and fast reaction, compared to right-handed individuals.