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Bart Simpson #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bart Simpson #2, with Malibu® coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and Smirnoff® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Smirnoff® vodka
Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
ARDELLE - Warm Origin: LatinARDEN - Thrilled and excited Origin: LatinARDICE - Flowering Field Origin: HebrewFunny fact about TV
The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV becuase one if its stars was a pig.
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