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Jokes about Computer

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Quotes about Office

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare

Names of the day

ANITA - Gracious, merciful Origin: Hebrew

ANITRA - Gracious, merciful Origin: American

ANJA - Gracious, merciful Origin: Russian

Funny fact about Free

Some toothpastes and deodorants contain the same chemicals found in antifreeze.

Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.

Honey is used sometimes for antifreeze mixtures and in the center of golf balls.