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Cheaterita recipe
A delicious recipe for Cheaterita, with tequila, limeade and lime. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz tequila
6 oz limeade
1 slice lime


Method:
Combine tequila, limeade and ice in a highball glass. Squeeze lime juice from the slice into mixture and then drop the rind in the glass as well. Stir and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Computer

Computer jokesThis customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Computer jokesWhat do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

Baby jokesWhat does a baby computer call his father? Data.



Quotes about Office

Jonathan SwiftAmbition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

David BroderAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

William ShakespeareFriendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare



Names with meaning about Pet

BINGBING - Pet form of BINGHAM Origin: English

LOTTALOTTA - Petite Beauty Origin: Latin

LOTTIELOTTIE - Petite Beauty Origin: Latin



Funny fact about Phone

Funny fuctMore than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Funny fuctMost cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

Funny fuctMotorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!