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Carl recipe
A delicious recipe for Carl, with chicken noodle soup and Korski® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
2 cans chicken noodle soup
16 oz Korski® vodka
Method:
Make sure that the soup is nice and hot. When it is hot enough, let it cool to 96 degrees. At this point, you put a pint of vodka in the soup and stir for 1 minute. When it is done, you will know it.
Serve:
Mug
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames with meaning about News
AVEDIS - Brings Good News Origin: ArmenianEVANGELIA - Bringer of Good News Origin: GreekEVANGELINE - Good news Origin: GreekFunny fact about Home
The average home creates more pollution than does the average car. The leading cause of poisoning for children under the age of six in the home is liquid dish soap. To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
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