Shots & Shooters 1/4 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1/4 oz coconut rum
1/6 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/6 oz pineapple juice
1/6 oz grenadine syrup
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder
Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
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JAM - A sweet condiment or musical get-together Origin: American
JAZZ - Style of Music Origin: American
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!