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Jokes about Computer

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Quotes about Office

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare

Names with meaning about Music

DREAMA - Joyous Music Origin: American

JAM - A sweet condiment or musical get-together Origin: American

JAZZ - Style of Music Origin: American

Funny fact about Phone

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!