Other Drinks 1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
3 parts apple juice
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder
Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
AMADEUS - Love of God Origin: Latin
AMADIS - Love of God Origin: Latin
AMANDA - Worthy of Love Origin: Latin
Cats cannot taste sweet things.
Of all things, Andrew Jackson’s tombstone does not mention that he served as the president of the United States!
The ant can lift things 10 times its own weight.