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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder
Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
BARR - Lawyer Origin: English
DHARMA - Ultimate Law of All Things Origin: Sanskrit (India)
LAWSON - son of Lawrence Origin: English
Most dust particles in your house come from dead skin.
The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.
80% of Publishers' Clearing House $10 million winners did not purchase any magazine subscriptions!