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Blue Zero recipe
A delicious recipe for Blue Zero, with Hpnotiq® liqueur, Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey and orange liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
1 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 oz orange liqueur
Method:
Stir ingredients together with crushed ice in an old-fashioned glass, and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass
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This customer comes into
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lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
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Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames with meaning about Law
BARR - Lawyer Origin: EnglishDHARMA - Ultimate Law of All Things Origin: Sanskrit (India)LAWSON - son of Lawrence Origin: EnglishFunny fact about Auto
Henry Ford, father of the Automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquette.John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was lost during the autopsy!More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies.
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