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Chewbacca recipe
A delicious recipe for Chewbacca, with Tuaca® citrus liqueur, vanilla vodka, orange juice, 7-Up® soda and orange soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz Tuaca® citrus liqueur
1 splash vanilla vodka
1 splash orange juice
1 oz 7-Up® soda
1 oz orange soda
Method:
Build as listed, garnish with orange, then scream like a wookie.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames with meaning about Home
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