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Alligator Sperm recipe
A delicious recipe for Alligator Sperm, with Midori® melon liqueur, pineapple juice and cream. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 tsp cream
Method:
Pour equal parts of Midori melon liqueur and pineapple juice into a shot glass. Top off with a touch of cream, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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Jokes about Computer
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
BELLE - Beauty Origin: FrenchBELLINI - From the name BELLE Origin: ItalianBELLO - Beautiful, Handsome Origin: ItalianFunny fact about TV
The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV becuase one if its stars was a pig.
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