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Berryessa Blast recipe
A delicious recipe for Berryessa Blast, with gold rum, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur and guava juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz gold rum
1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
sweetened guava juice
Method:
Pour the gold rum and Southern Comfort into an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes. Add guava juice to taste, and serve.
Serve:
Pina Colada Glass
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This customer comes into
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store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
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Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
BELLE - Beauty Origin: FrenchBELLINI - From the name BELLE Origin: ItalianBELLO - Beautiful, Handsome Origin: ItalianFunny fact about News
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.The word 'News' is actually an acronym standing for the 4 cardinal compass points - North, East, West, and South!
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