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Jokes about Computer

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Quotes about Office

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare

Names of the day

ARKADIY - Bold Origin: Russian

ARKANSAS - Southern Wind Origin: Native American

ARLAIS - From the Temple Origin: Welsh

Funny fact about Photo

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface.

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!