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Bin Laden #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bin Laden #2, with absinthe herbal liqueur, Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1/3 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
Method:
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
AVONGARA - To Tie Origin: AfricanAVRIL - April Origin: FrenchAVYE - Keeper of the Gate Origin: ArabicFunny fact of the day
The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet. The bark of an older redwood tree is fireproof. The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.
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