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Baduizm recipe
A delicious recipe for Baduizm, with Havana Club® silver rum, Luxardo® limoncello and Nestle® condensed milk. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
3/4 oz Havana Club® silver rum
1/4 oz Luxardo® limoncello
1/2 oz Nestle® condensed milk
Method:
Shake with ice strain into cocktail glass. Sprinkle with grated chocolate.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass
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Jokes about Computer
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
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(source: cnn.com)
Groups target corporal punishment in schools Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:02:46 EDT
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(source: cnn.com)
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The initial promoter of two hikers' claim they found the body of Bigfoot in Georgia said he has determined the discovery was a hoax.
(source: cnn.com)