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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. Marge Piercy
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh Billings
A father may turn his back on his child, . but a mother's love endures through all. Washington Irving