Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz cranberry juice
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past. Eric Hoffer