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Bust Your Black Nut recipe
A delicious recipe for Bust Your Black Nut, with Mountain Dew® Pitch Black soda, Pepsi® Slice soda and Malibu® coconut rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Mountain Dew® Pitch Black soda
3 oz Pepsi® Slice soda
4 oz Malibu® coconut rum


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about CD

Computer jokesI heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!

Computer jokesWhile trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat." I said type this in "type autoexec.bat". Again he got "File not found". I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed. He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'.

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Quotes about Tool

Washington IrvingA tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. Washington Irving

Washington IrvingA tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. Washington Irving

Irish ProverbDon't break your shin on a stool that is not in your way. Irish Proverb