Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
9 oz pineapple juice
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I heard that
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But the most
frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it
installs NT 4.0!
While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.
He
said it said "File not found".
I told him to do a dir.
I
asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.
He said, "Well it says
autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no
dot, and then it says
bat."
I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".
Again he got
"File not found".
I asked him to tell me exactly what he
typed.
He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type
autoexecdotbat'.
ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument
Rating."
ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple. Chuck Sigars
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. Terry Pratchett
And the grasshopper shall be a burden. Bible