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Blue Bucky recipeCocktails
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Blue Bucky recipe
A delicious recipe for Blue Bucky, with Hpnotiq® liqueur, Stoli® Vanil vodka and orange liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
1 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka
1 oz orange liqueur


Method:
Pour all ingredients over crushed ice in a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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David M. OgilvyIn the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman. David M. Ogilvy

Clifford StollNo computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work. Clifford Stoll

Woody AllenThere are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen