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Bubblegum Delight recipe
A delicious recipe for Bubblegum Delight, with Kamchatka® vodka and raspberry ginger ale. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Kamchatka® vodka
4 oz red raspberry ginger ale


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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