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Canada Drink recipe
A delicious recipe for Canada Drink, with Kirschwasser® cherry brandy, Canadian whisky, lemon juice and ginger ale. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Kirschwasser® cherry brandy
1 1/2 oz Canadian whisky
1/2 oz lemon juice
8 oz ginger ale


Method:
Pour the Kirschwasser, Canadian whisky and lemon juice into a highball glass. Fill with ginger ale, garnish with a cherry, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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