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Bird Bomb recipe
A delicious recipe for Bird Bomb, with Absolut® vodka, DeKuyper® Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps and lemonade. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Absolut® vodka
1 oz DeKuyper® Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps
8 oz lemonade


Method:
Fill a hurricane glass half-way with ice. Add the Absolut vodka and DeKuyper Cheri-Beri Pucker. Fill with lemonade, and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass



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