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Brazilian Breeze recipe
A delicious recipe for Brazilian Breeze, with vanilla vodka, DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
10 orange juice


Method:
Pour the vanilla vodka and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker into a highball glass. Fill with orange juice, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about CD

Computer jokesI heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!

Computer jokesWhile trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat." I said type this in "type autoexec.bat". Again he got "File not found". I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed. He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'.

Aviation jokesATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."



Quotes about Kid

Clifford StollA box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

Bill WattersonAs a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators. Bill Watterson

Marcus BrigstockeComputer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke