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A delicious recipe for California Barbie, with Malibu® coconut rum and yellow lemonade. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
6 oz yellow lemonade


Method:
Pour the Malibu rum into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill the glass with yellow lemonade. Stir and serve with a straw.
Serve:
Collins Glass



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