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"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym
teacher.
"Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy."
"I'm freewheeling, sir."
My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away.
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked
up
to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and
then
took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat
into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the
counter. The
third walked up to the old man, turned over the old
man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a
word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,
"Humph, not much of a
man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver
either, he just
backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost
A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse. Sophocles
A room without books is like a body without a soul. Cicero