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Captain on Acid recipe
A delicious recipe for Captain on Acid, with Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum, coconut rum, Blue Curacao liqueur, pineapple juice and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/4 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1/4 oz coconut rum
1/6 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/6 oz pineapple juice
1/6 oz grenadine syrup


Method:
Mix all ingredients except grenadine and pour into a shot glass. Add grenadine and shoot. Shot should be blue on top and red on bottom.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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