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Beaubetween recipeShots & Shooters
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Beaubetween recipe
A delicious recipe for Beaubetween, with peppermint schnapps, creme de cacao and Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1/2 oz creme de cacao
1/2 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur


Method:
Pour the peppermint schnapps into a shot glass. Add the creme de cacao, then layer the tequila rose on top using the back of a spoon, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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