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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating system "Windows
2000" will be delayed until the second
quarter of 1901.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper. Barry Neil Kaufman