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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating system "Windows
2000" will be delayed until the second
quarter of 1901.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin
A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections. Chinese Proverb